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Jokes which have people have sent us:

What do you call a row of Barbies'?

A barbeque!!!

Where does a baby monkey sleep?

In an apricot!!!

What do you call a donkey with three legs?

A Wonky!!!!!

How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one - but it takes at least three light bulbs!

Who is in charge at the tissue factory?

The hanky chief!

What do you call two thieves?

A pair of (k)nickers!!!!

What do you call a dinosaur with 1 eye?

Doyouthinkhesarus!

What do call a dinosaur with 3 eyes?

Seymour!

What's grey and has a trunk?

A mouse on holiday!

What's brown and has a trunk?

The mouse coming back!!!

One that Saskia made up herself:

Why did the bird peck the food?

Because it was peckish.

A man goes into a pet shop and asks for a pet to keep him company. The pet shop owner produces a centipede and says 'He is amazing mate, you'll love him - he's very chatty and a good listener.' So the man buys the centipede. He takes it home and opens the box and says 'Right, we're going to the pub.' There's no reply. So he says again 'We're going to the pub.' Nothing. Eventually, he loses his temper and announces 'If you don't say something I'm going to squash you!'

'Alright, alright' says the centipede, 'keep your hair on - I'm just putting on my shoes!'

A man walks into a pub and sees a crowd around the bar staring upwards and pointing. He sees 2 pieces of meat stuck to the ceiling and goes over and asks what's going on. The landlord says, "Everyone's been trying it. If you can get those pieces of meat down you can get a free drink. But if you try and fail then you have to buy everyone in the bar a drink". The man thinks for a moment and then shakes his head saying, "No, sorry mate, I'm not going to try. The steaks are too high."

What do you call a man under a pile of leaves?

Russell

What do you call a girl on a tennis court?

Annette